Scenes from a FUTURE written as an IMPLAUSIBLE EXAGGERATION of just how BAD things might get - And then things GOT THAT BAD - no not THAT ONE - The even worse one/Girl: Work has no value - The scam is king/Girl: Only cars can vote/Girl: The Hamburglarocracy stole everything - so now it wants us to steal from each other/Girl: While Mayor McCheese nightly devours a Fry Guy - believing it keeps him young - his floors littered with their bloody legs and sneakers/Girl: The only records left of the before times - are long, rambling personal essays followed by recipes/(Cat and Girl stare into a phone, the last portal to a dead world)/Girl: We just wanted jobs and homesCat: Well your first mistake was naming them after dipshits in turtlenecks
  • David Thomsen
    March 19, 2025

    Everything is so broken that we have made Cat swearing

  • Riley Kane
    March 20, 2025

    The recipe website part is entirely probable

  • Brendan Reid
    April 17, 2025

    I had to explain Mike Lindell to my girlfriend yesterday and realized that “evil pillow magnate” is a real thing currently in the world

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