The worse part about how true girls point is the phrase “retail therapy”. If you feel bad (because of the fact that spending is your only possible action any more), go out and spend until you feel better!
Malls are churches now. No other buildings are quite as staggeringly grand and ostentatious.
February 16, 2009
“Car that runs on self-satisfaction” is a simpsons gag. Don’t think it’s plagarism, at least not intentional, but, you know.
February 17, 2009
Yes, I was called on that and felt appropriately ashamed. The line was changed for the book version.
January 23, 2010
Don’t you know that Simpsons always did it first?
February 9, 2010
We never claim to have come up with it,
We all assume that the Simpsons did it.
March 3, 2010
oh, fiddle sticks…
August 15, 2010
The worse part about how true girls point is the phrase “retail therapy”. If you feel bad (because of the fact that spending is your only possible action any more), go out and spend until you feel better!
Malls are churches now. No other buildings are quite as staggeringly grand and ostentatious.
November 19, 2010
actually olsen and johnson did it first in hellzapoppin’
July 19, 2011
In terms of the statement being made (re: purchasing our way out of a problem), it makes me think of carbon offsets.
September 27, 2013
The “Shoe Event Horizon” is a recognized terminal civilization event in other planetary systems.
July 13, 2015
I won’t be happy until I find a method of transportation that runs on complaints, whereupon it will promptly stop working.