This reminds of the episode of Scrubs where J.D. has a fantasy about dr. toilet…i cant think of a single situation in which pissing on an altar would in any way be paying homage to the church…i must wikipedia “situationist”. don’t get me wrong, that wouldn’t offend me, my church doesnt have an altar
oh ok, i see how it is. in that case im gonna pay homage to your face! jk, bro. your still invited to the BBQ. its gonna be at that park with the thing, ukno, the one on the corner of that one street with that painted sign where that dude used to sell stuff to those kids for that one charity. u kno it
I dunno. I think peeing in a toilet is an act of protest against our animal nature. It cements us as humans in the most Age-of-Enlightenment way possible. Indoor plumbing. What chimp has that?
I’ll be there. Just one thing about the BBQ… please no grilling of live animals like last year. A squirrel caught on fire, ran into the mayor’s house, and ended up burning the thing down to the ground. We couldn’t put it out no matter how many of us pissed on it.
If I go down to the local cathedral and confess that I have just pooped in the confessional booth and smeared the poop all over the walls is the priest then obliged to maintain his vows to uphold the secrecy of the confession and clean it up himself..?
Let me know your results if you decide to attempt this. I will bookmark the page and check occasionally…
May 1, 2009
form / function
May 1, 2009
Yikes.
May 1, 2009
So… are The Situationists the atheist Jonas Brothers?
– Z
May 1, 2009
Peeing in a toilet can be an act of protest. You could be protesting urinals!
May 1, 2009
Or would pooping in a urinal make a bigger statement?
May 1, 2009
This reminds of the episode of Scrubs where J.D. has a fantasy about dr. toilet…i cant think of a single situation in which pissing on an altar would in any way be paying homage to the church…i must wikipedia “situationist”. don’t get me wrong, that wouldn’t offend me, my church doesnt have an altar
May 1, 2009
eh, the wikipedia article doesnt make sense to me. i read two paragraphs now i will play Splinter Cell. that game never gets old to me…
May 2, 2009
It was twenty years ago today
Guy Debord taught the band to play
We’ve been pissing on altars a while
But we’re guaranteed to make Girl smile
We’re Guy and Asger’s Situationists…
&c., ad nauseam
– Z
May 2, 2009
By deeming the church worth protesting, you are acknowledging its power and influence. The toilet, well, no one cares about it.
May 3, 2009
ooohhh! thanks double w…your ok, i dont care what Your Mom says about you
May 3, 2009
I’ve said nothing disparaging about Double W… that you all know of.
You, on the other hand, Nny… why, I’ve slandered you all up and down Main Street.
May 4, 2009
oh ok, i see how it is. in that case im gonna pay homage to your face! jk, bro. your still invited to the BBQ. its gonna be at that park with the thing, ukno, the one on the corner of that one street with that painted sign where that dude used to sell stuff to those kids for that one charity. u kno it
May 4, 2009
I dunno. I think peeing in a toilet is an act of protest against our animal nature. It cements us as humans in the most Age-of-Enlightenment way possible. Indoor plumbing. What chimp has that?
May 4, 2009
On second thought, that’s not so much an act of protest as an act of bragging.
May 4, 2009
I’ll be there. Just one thing about the BBQ… please no grilling of live animals like last year. A squirrel caught on fire, ran into the mayor’s house, and ended up burning the thing down to the ground. We couldn’t put it out no matter how many of us pissed on it.
May 5, 2009
reminds me of our students faculty occupation :)
we’re paying hommage to education by making it free and available to everyone XD
February 7, 2019
If I go down to the local cathedral and confess that I have just pooped in the confessional booth and smeared the poop all over the walls is the priest then obliged to maintain his vows to uphold the secrecy of the confession and clean it up himself..?
Let me know your results if you decide to attempt this. I will bookmark the page and check occasionally…