• M
    June 5, 2009

    Story of my life, grades 3-6.5

  • Sean
    June 10, 2009

    Oh, to be young again.

  • Emily
    September 28, 2009

    I propose an amendment to that: Oh, to be young again, knowing what I do now.

  • Johnny Austin
    January 27, 2019

    Oh to have died within 6 months of being born,
    As I would have without the intervention of modern medicine.
    At 16 a neuropsychologist said
    “I don’t want you to take this the wrong way, but statistically people like you can’t exist, you just cannot get the test scores you do.”
    And she had a degree in theology from the Australian catholic university on her wall, so she knows about shit that doesn’t exist.

    And so began the long slow journey to this year.

    Come and find me internet, before it is too late…

  • Elliptical Reasoning
    December 5, 2019

    @Johnny Austin
    Could you be obnoxious someplace else?

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