Old Chestnuts
  • M
    June 2, 2009

    Repetition doesn’t die, it just gets old. Wait, that sounds like a vague insult.

    July 10, 2009

    Grad students don’t die.
    They just change programs.

  • Dave
    July 21, 2009

    Bebe’s kids don’t die, they multiply.

  • Andrew
    January 17, 2010

    in economics its called diminishing marginal utility..

  • betterforsome
    June 1, 2010

    Economic theories don’t die, they just get renamed.

  • skippy
    November 18, 2010

    old truckers never die

    they just get a new peterbilt

  • Quizzical
    July 24, 2011

    The ongoing attempts to make comments that add to the joke doesn’t die, it just becomes pitiful. Self-Zing!

  • Golux
    September 23, 2013

    Old Fishermen don’t die, they just smell that way.

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