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  • C.
    June 2, 2009

    Isn’t propane bottled fire?

  • Jo
    January 1, 2010

    There could be a market for bottled earth. I think crusaders used to take earth from the holy land back with them, and don’t vampires need their home-lands soil to sleep in, or something?

    Yeah. I’d pitch bottled Earth for the lucrative Crusaders and Vampires market.

  • Dante Wynter
    January 22, 2011

    Bottled earth would be good if you’re stuck on a raft in the middle of the ocean. ‘Cause, y’know . . .

  • AbusePuppy
    February 28, 2011

    Propane is _liquid_ fire (or liquid arson, to reference.) An important distinction.

  • L
    July 27, 2011

    Let’s see:
    – Bottled wind: looked at SCUBA/SBCA gear lately?
    – Bottled fire: several options, including whiskey, explosives, klein bottles, nuclear devices…

  • Andy
    October 29, 2011

    A tokamak is sort of a fire bottle.

  • Tana
    June 19, 2013

    I think we’re looking for bottled literal fire, and not so much bottled potential fire.

  • Golux
    September 29, 2013

    Liquid propane as bottled fire, not so much. Now, if you’re talking about hypergollic rocket fuel then you might be onto something. Propane needs an external oxidizer and ignition source, hypergollic propellant is self-contained, just release the contents.

  • Silent
    July 8, 2014

    Canned Air is close. Canned Fire is doableish.

  • Multivac
    February 12, 2015

    Aren’t probiotics just bottled dirt?

  • greg
    February 14, 2017

    Not sure how a Klein Bottle would be bottled fire…

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Klein_bottle

    Tokamaks use bottled plasma, which is state of matter, not technically fire, but I suppose the ancient Greeks wouldn’t have understood the distinction.

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