When five people say something, it’s a doctrine.
When two people say something, it’s an article in the New York Times Style Section.

When six people say something, it’s a Trending Topic.

When four people say something, it’s a big, flappy bird?

When does John Cusack Say Anything?

…it’s a movement?

they are standing on a giant tongue and whirred away by an electric toothbrush, of course.

When seven people say something it’s a secret never to be told.

just when things were going whale for them!

I had once a conspiracy of two, but we were discovered before we had time to decide what the conspiracy was going to be about.

When four people say something it’s the Apocalypse.

Alice’s Restaurant?

It was a helicoptor taking them away