George Carlin defined tennis as “Ping-pong played while standing on the table.”
“In fact, all racket games are nothing more than derivatives of ping-pong. Even volleyball is technically racketless-team-ping-pong-played-with-an-inflated-ball-and-a-raised-net-while-standing-on-the-table.”
Every ball is branded, serve it left-handed
O.R.P.P.R.B. see the label and demand it
It can get kinda crazy, you understand it
It don’t faze me, it’s the just the way that we planned it
September 12, 2009
George Carlin defined tennis as “Ping-pong played while standing on the table.”
“In fact, all racket games are nothing more than derivatives of ping-pong. Even volleyball is technically racketless-team-ping-pong-played-with-an-inflated-ball-and-a-raised-net-while-standing-on-the-table.”
So, I’m inclined to side with Girl on this one.
August 13, 2010
Course, there are those that claim ping-pong should be called wiff-waff.
September 7, 2010
Ping-pong and table tennis are actually slightly different, it involves which side of the table you hit th ball onto.
September 8, 2010
^Oh, you all just got schooled.
October 7, 2010
Actually, Ping-Pong is a proper noun (a table tennis company). The proper term is table tennis.
November 26, 2012
Every ball is branded, serve it left-handed
O.R.P.P.R.B. see the label and demand it
It can get kinda crazy, you understand it
It don’t faze me, it’s the just the way that we planned it