Lies About Animals
  • Tacoma
    February 9, 2009

    Cats are born with mis-spelled captions affixed to their fur. The grammar in the caption becomes better as the cat ages. Adult cats are often embarrassed by their childhood photos.

  • pyano
    June 28, 2009

    Historians are still divided over whether the split was the product of a long-standing struggle dating back centuries, or of nationalist propaganda by the power-hungry leader of the Opossums, Pogo.

  • Sprayette
    January 11, 2010

    Kiwis are often kidnapped, killed and sold as fruit.

  • Yrael
    June 7, 2010

    Pogo of course being the inventor of the possums principle means of personal transport, the Pogo-stick.

  • Fun Game
    December 15, 2010

  • Greenleavez
    September 22, 2012

    Third one’s semi-true. Also, elephants are notoriously destructive drunks; they tear apart entire villages looking for a sip of the ol’ poison.

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