You know, a lot of these go over my head and I lose the humour in it. But this one was just simple enough for a dumb person like me to understand.

I have a BA in English and a MS in Library Science. Both have been very handy in my stay-at-home dad duties of child-chauffeuring, dish-washing and laundry-folding. I am raising the next generation of over-educated malcontents.

diabetes is a good price. and i agree, im pretty dumb, too. some of these are just beyond me, i guess.

I think I’m insulted by the “Degree in Communications” thing since I– No, wait, I have a degree in TELEcommunications.
That’s very different.

I, too, majored in Arbitrary Grudge Holding with a specialization in Passive-Aggressive Posturing.

i didn’t major in grudge-holding, i apprenticed in it with various members of my family. more proof that cat is an ivory-tower dilettante, the kind i aspire to be.

Been Undecided and underfunded for years now. Any openings for an another apprentice, rocketbride?

And I spent all these years studying systematic grudge holding, for nothing!

For me Cat is talking like Girl normally does and vice versa. Cat seems to do this sometimes and I usually think it’s arbitrary. Some desserts are just desserts. Who do you think Girl is suggesting Cat talk to?

i just realized how stupid i am. or sound or something.

It’s okay, on the internet no one cares if you’re stupid, or sound stupid. It’s like a drop in the ocean. At least you’re self aware.

You’re self aware? I’m so jealous.

i could read, spell and do basic maths before i got to school. so what did i learn at school – typing!

@doubleW: i’m pretty sure my mom has an opening; she’s really angry at me right now and looking for help in developing it into an award-winning grudge. time for a small business loan.

Everything has a price. “Authentic expression of self” is at least a quarter.

I think that everybody should just write a book about it, get on the NY Times best-seller list, and live in self-indulgent luxury.