Hmmmm… methinks that sacrificing yourself to a hungry, hungry ham would be a very bad idea indeed.

I’m… I’m not sure what to think about this.

I notice Hampton, with his knife and bib, is acting like the Knight of Faith and submitting himself to the reality of having to eat BDD.

I have the same thing in my fridge.

The choice was crystal clear.
It’s good to see you back Dorothy, I was really concerned.

It is indeed good to have you back, Dorothy. But more importantly, were you the rockingest?

Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his ham. — John 15:13 (paraphrased)

Don’t worry BDD, god will send an angel to save you!

No, God is just going to let Bad Decision Dinosaur learn from his Bad Decisions, six feet under.

Or in this case, six feet stuffed?

Where did that table come from?

Did the ham follow Bad Decision Dinosaur to the kitchen?

Abra Ham looks pretty enthusiastic about its upcoming meal. It’s such a pig.

I guess the Old Testament says not to eat pork, but doesn’t say anything about letting yourself be eaten by it…

I totally missed the pun in Abraham! Excellent!

He has no mouth, but he must FEED

Don’t worry about BDD. Abraham won’t utilize that knife against him.

@Nadine: the ham eats by virtue of the absurd.