If you don’t want to listen to Christmas music then leave the JC Penney

We have Christmas cards, if you like that kind of thing. Or if you enjoy frustrating/disappointing people who like that kind of thing.

It’s Bad Decision Dinosaur! What’s he collecting in that bucket? …teeth?

Cat and Girl trick or treating. Inside reads “Wrong Holiday.” And you can mix and match them with…

… completely inappropriate Thank You cards! Inside reads “And the money.” Can be altered to read “And the fudge,” “And the Target gift card,” “And the book I’d already read,” many things. No one will ever read the inside. They will be recovering from the shock of receiving a Thank You card.