Hunters and Gatherers
  • ~b
    August 13, 2009

    because jobs are for squares

  • David Thomsen
    August 13, 2009

    Without squares we wouldn’t have circles.

  • Jake
    August 13, 2009

    without circles, we wouldn’t have vehicular transportation.

  • Tom Anderson
    August 13, 2009

    Without vehicular transportation, we wouldn’t be able to get to work.

  • Skenska
    August 13, 2009

    Without work, we wouldn’t be able to get to vehicular transportation.

  • Marco
    August 13, 2009

    edit for Skenska:

    Without work, we wouldn’t have the notion of success

    And without the perverted notion of success, we wouldn’t have this comic

  • John K
    August 13, 2009

    a job? I refuse to mark success by my career, I am more than that!(can I borrow a few buck to get home?)

  • rocketbride
    August 13, 2009

    as a knitter, i have to ask a clarifying question: a wool sweater with you name knit into it, or with your name simply ironed on via a laundry tag? actually, the ultimate is to have someone design you an aran fisherman’s sweater with your initials worked into the border, so when you drown at sea your body can be identified. now THAT’s success.

  • rocketbride
    August 13, 2009

    also: i’m out of money this week, and the first place it’s hit me is in the amount and variety of fruit i’m able to buy. for real.

  • Rocket88
    August 13, 2009

    Didn’t Kevin Nealon once say that success was living in a big house and having attractive women he didn’t really know lounging around wearing his shirts?

  • Krimson
    August 13, 2009

    I would like to get me one of those yachts. They sound delicious.

  • Dane
    August 13, 2009

    sometimes my lack of ambition makes me feel superior to those who boast about their own success.

    then i realize, we’re both just arrogant jerks.

    but then i take it back, because everyone is just trying to survive. and eat peanut butter and HONEY sandwiches, amirite?!

  • Divine Right
    August 13, 2009

    You mean I could buy strawberries even when they’re out of season?

  • Ross Hershberger
    August 13, 2009

    You can have all the strawberries you want. Just prick your finger and sign right here. Mwahahahahaha!

  • Nny
    August 13, 2009

    Success is drinking old milk and not getting sick.
    Success is surviving getting hit by a car.
    Success is not dying. or dying with more stuff. That is all.

  • Big Bong Theory
    August 15, 2009

    success is living without regrets

  • Ross Hershberger
    August 15, 2009

    Success is achieving what you need and want while doing what you like.

  • necROMANCEr
    August 16, 2009

    Success is purely defined by the initial goal. What most people are actually talking about is achieving someone else’s goals… or just the goals held by the majority of the individuals within their field of comparison (a field of comparison being comprised of individuals who possess no stark advantages or disadvantages when compared against one another). So success is essentially what happens when you have friends who respect you and your achievements. Kind of a nice outcome considering how much overthinking is involved in reaching it.

  • crickets
    August 24, 2009

    way to ruin it by being totally reasonable necromacer.

  • Dreaming Pixel
    October 16, 2009

    Success is less of a Waldo, more of a Carmen SanDiego.

  • 1SpacyHammond
    February 15, 2011

    Success is totally Waldo – it leaves little bits of itself behind on every page – walking stick, bobble hat, envelopes…, and if you think you’ve found success, you should be looking for Success’s girlfriend and dog, as well.

  • Golux
    October 5, 2013

    Meh, success is growing sweet, juicy carrots ‘n cabbage. Potatoes to dig up and bake or chip. A basket of apples off the neighbor’s tree for spiced applesauce. Planting winter veggies. What’s the need to sully it by assciating it with this economic slavery crap?

  • tony
    August 21, 2017

    ” you’re young you’ve got your health, what do you want with a job? that movie! ..I may be paraphrasing

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