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Cat waits at a bus stop checking his phone while Girl walks by selling newspapers. 'EXTRA EXTRA' she shouts, 'Read all about it in the Poo York Times. A newspaper you can read on the toilet!' She hands Cat a section of the newspaper. 'P Magazine' he reads. 'All your favorite sections!' says Girl. 'This is 90% ads for toilet paper' says Cat, continuing to read. 'All your favorite features! And weirdly -' Cat interrupts. 'That I can't afford.' '-higher ethical standards than the New York Times.' Cat becomes enraged. 'There's TOO MUCH going on in the world to WASTE TIME with this POTTY HUMOR!' 'If you don't want to laugh read Metropolitan Diarrhea' says Girl, handing Cat another section. 'Blech' he says.

How to Make Money in the Media Industry
July 21, 2026
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