Cat and Girl sit on a couch. Girl: Ordering online is killing us. {DING DONG} / Girl: Tearing the incidental community out of the chore - the errand - reducing everything to MONEY Cat: Yup! / Girl: And instead of money serving community - community serves money. (Cat carries a package in.) / Girl: And the people serve money, and the money buys power, to take more money, out of the people, and the community, over, and over / (Cat brings in more packages) Girl: This can't last forever. Cat: WHAT? / Cat: I wish you'd told me earlier. / Cat: Now what am I going to do with all this blood and soil? / Cat: Do vampires still use craigslist? Girl: NO / RECIPE CORNER Pour half cup blood and two tbsp soil into a mason jar. Cover and let chill in refrigerator overnight. Enjoy with the fruit of your choice!
  • Riley Kane
    March 10, 2025

    That’s no way to deal with blood and soil! You have to pickle it! Besides, I’ll never believe you can get quality blood off of the internet. The local blood drive is far superior.

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