I did not have cereal this morning for breakfast. I think that makes it clear where I stand on the issue.

I didn’t think of “serial monogamy” as a negative thing until a year or so ago. I read a discussion in which this was cited as a negative characteristic; someone who would go from relationship to relationship out of a need to be coupled. I’d never thought of it that way.

And I’m a total cereal slut. I usually mix two or three kinds in one bowl every morning.

Are there any pictures of the old-design Cat in that gallery?

Notice that she’s not smiling in any of the pictures.

nuh uh, she’s smiling in the first picture.

Captain Crunch is the best cereal.

agree! Captain Crunch is an awesome cereal!!!

But if you eat too much Cap’n Crunch it tears up your mouth. (Still, Peanut Butter Cap’n Crunch is de-licious.)

Cereal is surprisingly hard to eat. That is not a joke about marriage.

I’m cereal monogamous.

Being vegan and unwilling to shop anywhere but in the shop that’s between home and work tends to limit options where food is concerned.

Being vegan and unwilling to shop anywhere, I grow most of my food in my yard. Dandelions. Crabgrass. That sort of thing.