Go Getters
  • Sam
    June 3, 2010

    I liked strawberry better when you could only get it in Williamsburg.

  • It Is So Awesome
    June 3, 2010

    This pretty much sums it up. Where will Dorothy go from here?

  • Esn
    June 3, 2010

    Straight through the heart, Dorothy…

  • Krimsoon
    June 3, 2010

    The beach I go to has guys that sell crutches in Existential Crisis flavor.

    I don’t know why I keep going there; everybody’s so miserable.

  • Ben
    June 3, 2010

    Back in my day, we had to manufacture our own metaphorical crutches, and we didn’t even have the internet! Kids these days, just picking them up at the beach.

  • Jim
    June 3, 2010

    ow my feelings

  • Aaron A.
    June 3, 2010

    Sure, eat your tasteless mega-farmed strawberry crutches. You probably don’t even know you’re being lied to by the big medical supply conglomerates. WAKE UP, PEOPLE!

  • Craig!
    June 3, 2010

    I could go for a strawberry crutch.

  • a thom
    June 3, 2010

    We’re all hipsters now.

  • Rodrigo
    June 3, 2010

    PiƱa colada crutches for me!

  • betterforsome
    June 4, 2010

    Yes Yes Yes.

  • Graham
    June 4, 2010

    Strawberry? How pedestrian. Balsamic strawberry for me, thanks.

  • Beyla
    June 4, 2010

    I don’t need no crutches. I got a wheelchair!

  • Jyosh
    June 4, 2010

    This comic made me reevaluate my outlook on life for 3 seconds.
    A new favourite.

  • Erika
    June 5, 2010

    If your leg is broken, you need a crutch. Just because something is a crutch doesn’t mean you should take it away from all the lame people out there.

  • stellaluna
    June 6, 2010

    Erika, that was perhaps the funniest and most incisive comment I’ve ever read on this website. Thank you for responding with a witticism that is not only delightful but actually broadens the scope of the comic. You rule.

  • Abdullah the Gut Slasher
    June 7, 2010

    And the moral of this story is… don’t walk with crutches if you don’t need them! They are too heavy!

  • Chris L
    June 9, 2010

    I’m glad my housemate wasn’t asleep, because my laughter would have awakened him. Thanks for this, Dorothy!

  • Erika
    June 11, 2010

    @stellaluna Aw, thanks!

  • Arcs
    June 11, 2010

    @Erika: True, though if we never make them stop using it, few of the ones able to rehabilitate and walk again ever will. As one who got an unenjoyable side of hipsters, emo kids, and counter culture lamesters in general, I find this comics value high in both truth factor and hilarity.

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