Well, maybe, but it’s a damn sight better than the xkcd formula.

OBJECTION!

Beats the Garfield formula, too.

blasphemy! xkcd is lawv D:

meh, formula are there because they work – look at Batman, Iron Maiden and Sherlock Holmes…opiate for the masses, maybe, but iv never heard a Maiden song that didnt make me go..hmmm…tap tap tap tap…very enjoyable…

I like not socialism

Phatic expressions of amusement.

Replace with (random(meta n(-1..2))) over t(t-n). Or something.

( replace with any type of anything you want it to be )

Formulas are comfortable, and I feel bad for people that read comfortable as a bad thing.

Panel 3: “You ain’t no weeble-wobble!”
Panel 4: “People are too fat.”
Panel 5: “Maybe they should reclassify themselves as weebles to appear more normal?”
Panel 6: “Whoah Whoah I dropped my book because you said that!”
Panel 7: “If we make up a new class of people based on body-type, it will only condone their unhealthy behavior!”
Panel 9: “Want to grab a cheeseburger?” “Only if I can haz mine with paint.”

Humans are pattern recognition machines.
It’s how they survive in what would otherwise be an arbitrary world. Find the pattern, make a threat assessment then fight, flee, engage or ignore.