First Things First
  • michael
    March 24, 2009

    Pizza: choice of the undead. Or just the plain dead?

  • Oliver
    March 24, 2009

    When you’re dead,
    you can have as much pizza as you please,
    you won’t get fat,
    when you’re dead

  • ken
    March 24, 2009

    should have given him a mic in the first panel.

  • P
    March 24, 2009

    Pure Genius!

  • Froggy
    March 24, 2009

    One Pizza Deluxe, hold the death, dishonor, and anchovies.

  • Nny
    March 24, 2009

    Dishonor before death is like yelling “YOU CAN’T FIRE ME! I QUIT!” no. your already fired, a cool battle cry doesnt change a thing. and no civilization belives in honor anymore. so you might as well do what you gotta so can have pizza tonight. and yes, “hold the death, dishonor and anchovies.”

  • Oliver
    March 25, 2009

    Awww, Nny hold the harsh disillusioned realities of the disenfranchised downtrodden please, this is about attitude.

  • eliz.
    March 25, 2009

    But I LIKE anchovies…does that mean I chose dishonor before death? Or just bad breath? Garlic is good on battle cry pizza, too.

  • tom
    March 25, 2009

    I just realized I should be commenting rather than sending annoying emails…

  • Build-a-Pair-of-Bears
    March 26, 2009

    Does Maslow’s hiearchy win AGAIN.

  • Nny
    March 26, 2009

    no one likes anchovies. that is all.

  • M
    June 5, 2009

    Pizza, then dishonor, then death.

  • erix
    September 6, 2009

    hmmm…chicken or the egg?

  • Atropos
    January 6, 2011

    This conversation reminds me of Eddie Izzard’s skit, “Cake or Death?”

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