Feeling Crumby
  • Tacoma
    February 6, 2009

    He went because he thought he had an ear infection. After a few tests they found it was just a bit of tenacious wax. But then he became horribly ill because he caught a strain of antibiotic-resistant bacteria from a swab.

    With insufficient insurance he was kicked out. He stood out in the street in the oscillating red lights of the ambulances coming and going with customers. It was raining and the sun was a moment from setting. He looked back inside. The nurse was watching him on the inside of the glass-door airlock with her arms folded. She glared at him as she picked up the phone and dialed three numbers.

    He moved on into the night, on and on, in his beautiful country.

  • TK
    March 3, 2009

    That’s a lot of back-story for one-liner joke, Tacoma…

  • Daniel
    October 3, 2009

    Is this to be viewed as two different comics, or do the half-opacity panels have anything to do with the first and last ones?
    O_o

  • Sprayette
    January 5, 2010

    Are you kidding Daniel?

  • Alex
    January 18, 2010

    Tacoma, I may just love you

  • Gareth
    February 23, 2011

    Move to Australia Tacoma. It has free medical care.

  • Mearcyn
    April 11, 2011

    lmao XD cat is just getting better and better

  • Katie
    October 4, 2012

    Genuinely lol’d at this one.

  • Golux
    September 21, 2013

    @Tacoma, IRL story. My next door neighbor went in for elective surgery and came home with MRSA. She spent the next six months dieing of it. Poor Mr. Cookie, poor Mrs. Jantzer. RIP.

  • Clem
    January 5, 2023

    Wow. That sure sounds… crummy.

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