Dietary Restrictions
  • masterofmetroid
    July 29, 2009

    Wait, so she only makes them?

  • Andrew
    January 19, 2010

    i refuse to eat a panini

  • Steve Roberts
    August 12, 2010

    I refuse to have dietary restrictions.

    Although excuse me if I tend to think food is pretty boring. Everyday! More than twice! I get bored of things I like when I only do them once a week.
    Food is a burden. Life is a burden!

  • nowhere
    August 30, 2010

    I only eat the types of food that were carried into space on the Apollo missions.

  • Phatnes
    September 26, 2010

    Processed foods, vampire. Har har! Took me only half a year to get the joke.

  • kimme
    October 15, 2010

    Wait — don’t tell me. Let me get there…

  • The other Jack
    November 27, 2010

    I love this one most because here in L.A. people are absolutely crazy with their eating restrictions and I love going around saying “I can only eat whatever tastes good, for religious reasons.”

  • Vriska Serket
    October 24, 2012

    I can only drink the blood of the innocents, for religious reasons.

  • Ralph
    June 19, 2013

    I hate cooking for both my vegan friends and my hates vegetables and is gluten intolerant friends at the same time.

  • Golux
    September 29, 2013

    If you’re allergic to riboflavin, you’re dead. Boy actually is a sentient Zombie.

  • greg
    February 14, 2017

    Or he could be an alien that only superficially resembles a human being. Or maybe he’s confusing riboflavin with something else.

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