“What am I, some kind of sympathy doctor who cares about your crazy brain-feelings? Hells no! Doctor gotta get paid, son. You’ll get your bill in ten months.”
You understand me completely, absolute stranger.
i never read this one before jinkies!
i probably have a multiple personality like tyler durden that was awake that day…
… Damn. Thats me. I stop to stare at my socks, more than my feet. And I’m sufficiently self-absorbed to be talking about my shoe-putting-on habits, on the internet.
Welcome to being like everyone else ever
Well, I got funny looking feet, so of course I stop to look at them. So do people on the street.
At least you people HAVE feet.