• Tacoma
    February 9, 2009

    “What am I, some kind of sympathy doctor who cares about your crazy brain-feelings? Hells no! Doctor gotta get paid, son. You’ll get your bill in ten months.”

  • EdibleComplex
    February 18, 2009

    You understand me completely, absolute stranger.

  • norritt
    February 28, 2009

    i never read this one before jinkies!
    i probably have a multiple personality like tyler durden that was awake that day…

  • DapperAnarchist
    August 22, 2009

    … Damn. Thats me. I stop to stare at my socks, more than my feet. And I’m sufficiently self-absorbed to be talking about my shoe-putting-on habits, on the internet.

  • Sprayette
    January 12, 2010

    Welcome to being like everyone else ever

  • Dante Wynter
    January 13, 2011

    Well, I got funny looking feet, so of course I stop to look at them. So do people on the street.

  • greg
    February 9, 2017

    At least you people HAVE feet.

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