Just for the record, Talulah Gosh was not better. Tra-la-la-la-la.
And America had just won WWII! Heroes.
Talulah Gosh may not have been better, but Tallulah Bankhead was heavenly.
America dithered while helping the nazis, until Japan bitchslapped them for forcing thier way in against its wishes.
Then, while pocketing all the horrors of the nazi war machine, they knocked over the board because they couldn’t win in a fair fight and never have, and began to threaten the world with thier nuclear nazicock.