the first twelve steps are the hardest.

This sounds like a job for Rene Magritte.

Is [Hipster?] Vampire related to Beatnik Vampire? Or am I mis-identifying him?

They are related, but they’ll never admit it.

That’s fine until it’s your turn to bring the coffee and doughnuts.

Sounds like a job for hypochondriacs anonymous

I go to so many meetings that I started an underground fighting organization…

We’ve got to stop meeting like this.

How did he get past making a fearless moral inventory of himself and admitting the exact nature of his wrongs? He’s a vampire, there’s nothing wrong with him drinking a lot of blood. To Thine Own Self Be True, Beatnik Vampire!

This one has the feel of an old Feiffer strip about it

I read a LOT of online comics.

This one is fantastic!

To be honest, it’s the first C&G comic in a while that I’ve really liked – many of the recent ones have been more obscure than usual.

I read so many online comics, that I wished I could go to meetings.

So I went to conventions.

I went to a LOT of conventions.