“Somebody replaced my multivitamins with jellybeans” is now my default explanation as to why I’m so ridiculously short. Good job I like jellybeans really.
What would non-linear directions be like? “The batter has reached a thick consistency. This is the result of mixing 2 eggs, 1 cup milk, etc into a large bowl. As it bakes in the oven at 450 degrees, the pleasent smell with conjure imagery of the completed cake in its 9×9″ pan.”
i liked the strip. i think the non-linear directions are close to the funniest thing I have ever read. but I am currently reading V., so it does have some serious competition
Interesting.
As someone with several severe executive function, motor coordination, & learning disorders, such as ADHD, dyspraxia, and dyscalculia, I have problems with following linear steps or instructions such as those involved in cooking… but non-linear? Downright impossible.
Combined with time blindness, it makes life somewhat…challenging.
August 30, 2009
They are making cake with a halo over it. It’s on the box. See?
September 13, 2009
“Somebody replaced my multivitamins with jellybeans” is now my default explanation as to why I’m so ridiculously short. Good job I like jellybeans really.
October 27, 2009
angel cake~
September 11, 2013
What would non-linear directions be like? “The batter has reached a thick consistency. This is the result of mixing 2 eggs, 1 cup milk, etc into a large bowl. As it bakes in the oven at 450 degrees, the pleasent smell with conjure imagery of the completed cake in its 9×9″ pan.”
January 7, 2015
i liked the strip. i think the non-linear directions are close to the funniest thing I have ever read. but I am currently reading V., so it does have some serious competition
August 29, 2017
Interesting.
As someone with several severe executive function, motor coordination, & learning disorders, such as ADHD, dyspraxia, and dyscalculia, I have problems with following linear steps or instructions such as those involved in cooking… but non-linear? Downright impossible.
Combined with time blindness, it makes life somewhat…challenging.