Not to mention that whole RFID in credit cards and driver’s licenses bullshit.

I used to think my gun-happy fellow Utahns would have revolted by now.

Dude, Utah. They’re almost as authority-happy as white Southerners there.

First panel:
BEWARE OF DOG

We are watching you, and we are bored.

The beware of dog sign is on the wrong side of the privacy fence.

And the dog is eating them.

nomnomnom. *Dog gnaws on private(s).*

@mastodor

I conclude that it is within the realm of possibility that our plucky pair could, in fact, be walking in an alleyway.

That, or in the stripe of Charlie Brown’s sweater.

i like the internet… its as though a few hundred people are reading my comments!

I enjoy the occasional French fry but will not admit it in public.