I have constantly asked myself that same question.

Start by not constantly lamenting the difficulty of getting in to The New Yorker.

If it was me, I would’ve have sent the bottle back with a new note asking why he would want to go into the new yorker to begin with.

1. Draw single panel cartoon and read the last question in this faq http://www.cartoonbank.com/help/help_faqs.asp
2. …
3. Profit!

Practice, practice, practice!

Ask Shannon Wheeler.

Lift up the top slice of bread, enter.

I like this meta cartoon better than this meta cartoon.

http://www.danbaum.com/Nine_Lives/New_Yorker_tweets.html

How to get hired — and fired — by the New Yorker, in 140-character chunks.

bigger bottles.

you dont

its much more difficult when – no man is an island