Behind Closed Doors
  • wow
    June 30, 2009

    fuck sun dried tomatoes were are so gross

  • wow
    June 30, 2009

    …are. lame typo.

  • masterofmetroid
    July 29, 2009

    Just another reason I suppose.

  • Ben the Cartoon
    August 26, 2009

    “The sandwich! I ate it all, and I’m still here!”
    “..W-what about those sun-dried tomatoes?”
    “Um.. I took them off, cause they’re disgusting!”
    “Well you better put them right back!”
    “Back where? I ATE the sandwich!”
    -ATHF, “Broodwich”

  • Emily
    September 30, 2009

    They are good on some things. Like the sandwich that I have for lunch so often which also has avocado, mozzarella, oregano and olive oil. Delicious.

  • Sean
    October 12, 2009

    You laugh, but QVC salespeople adlibbing is awkward enough that some compilation of it borders art. Put it next to a compilation of weathermen who can’t get their green screens to work and you got yourself a gallery opening.

  • Tomatoes strike again
    May 26, 2010

    I once watched a movie named “Fried green tomatoes”. It was most affecting, hearfelt drama with very earthy atmosphere. I also was very young. I think I should watch it again to really verify my most positive notion of it.

  • L
    July 27, 2011

    Fried green tomatoes – lovely movie about cannibalism. Mmmmm.

  • Vriska Serket
    October 23, 2012

    Earth tomatoes are the best tomatoes.

  • Golux
    September 29, 2013

    Pommes de terre make great pommes frites. French fry in pretentious American, Freedom fries to even more pretentious Americans who were ignorant that it’s an American name for fried potato sticks. I prefer fish’n chips. The potato pieces are larger and nicely steamy inside.

  • greg
    February 13, 2017

    Don’t blame the food for people making it a fad.

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