Shouldn’t they be a little sweaty or at least flushed.

I traded obscurity for a steady paycheck. Still no iPhone, though.

Only those who are self aware can fully enjoy speech bubbles full of lines. Anyone who has an iPhone is a complete tool.

Whoa whoa whoa there, Whut. I take offense to that.

<3 iphone

also hahaha @ the large dude up front

every new strip is a bit more cryptic to me… fuck, i feel out of sinc.

Is that big guy Sage Francis?

It’s the beatnik vampire, I think.

I traded cold comfort for change

Lucky you. I exchanged a walk-on part in the war for a lead role in a cage. You got the better deal, Chris Kuan.