I’d ride it out about as well as I have for the rest of this “economic” decline.
I don’t think the music industry ride will reopen any time soon, though. Perhaps it would be better off converted into one of those “Giant Drop” type rides.

THROWDOWN

Two tickets for “The Movie Industry” please!

My dad’s family owns an amusement park that used to have those bears. One year they got a swing band program for them, and my mom had to make the bears gold lamé suits. Just FYI.

If only this came out while I still worked at a theme park.

The haunted house is FANTASTIC.

I hope they have fast pass. The line on the self pity ship can be very long.

Being a banjo-playing, animatronic bear who moved to California in the mid-90s to work in the music industry, I thank Tarvu every day that the movie industry is giving me something to do until the lines for the self pity ship thin out during the off season.

What’s the movie industry ride? Is it one of the rides that spins so fast that you’re pinned to the wall until you’re bored of it and want to puke? Or is that the Fashion Industry?

I would of paid good money to see banjo playing bears in gold suits.

I almost worked at an amusement park. That one you have going on there looks like a blast!

I work at an amusement park. None of our rides compare to the Self-Pity Ship, not by a long shot.

i want fried butter on a stick