And thus we learn that BDD does not smoke, as no self-respecting smoker would ever be caught without a light.
Well, it’s one way to control the number of the chuffing things. I’m assuming that’s a grey squirrel rather than a red one. Red squirrels are far too sensible for that. You’d never catch Tufty with a fag on the go.
Fren, if that’s true, then why do smokers always ask me if I got a light?
Dante, they are asking because if you do, you probably smoke and they can bum a cigarrette from you.
I’ve seen squirrels who are addicted to nicotine. They were eating discarded cigarette butts, and then the building they were hanging around closed. They got shaky and started attacking the squirrels at the neighboring buildings, trying to get to the outdoor ashtrays there. A squirrel drug war is not pleasant.
L, if that story’s true, then it is awesome.