A silly what? Or do I want to know?

Always turn to the Wikipedia…

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catheter

You know, For kids!

…I choked on crackers because of this.

Better than a depressing catheter.

That’s just evil. Getting those spirals through, it was bad enough with a straight one. And afterwards, peeing bottled fire. Just say no…

The part going in would be straight, I hope. Just the visible part would be curly, and maybe tinted and glittery.