Ahoy
  • norritt
    January 9, 2009

    Yargh!

  • Luke
    December 30, 2009

    The sword was just for fun.

  • Offendi
    January 25, 2010

    First I read ‘osteoporosis’ as ‘stereopsis’ and understood it as an alternate excuse for the eyepatch.

    You’re never more aware of the sensation of distance than when a single closed eye takes it away from you.

  • Alden
    June 8, 2011

    The sword was also for yard work!

  • Johnny Austin
    February 1, 2019

    I was using a bokken (wooden sword) to prune a bush yesterday.
    Someone called the cops and they took it.
    A professional interaction, which was nice.

    Then a lady today praised my efforts, wwhich was comforting, I asked her to inform the police too, as a positive character witness.
    Maybe she will, maybe not…

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