This reminds me, Born in the USA is not a fun song. Not at all.

You mean “The first kick I took was when I hit the ground” doesn’t refer to someone parachuting onto the field to kick the game winning field goal?

Er, it’s “My heart’s in the Highlands,” and it’s about the joys of hunting, not the sorrows of courtship.

Bored… of the USA
Oh yes I’m… bored… of the USA..
Wish they’d pack up and just, go away,
Oh yes I’m bored of the USA 

When I was young, when I was growing up. The TV stations showed the yankee stuff.
The Roger ramjet propaganda was,
Not half as funny as the atom bombs, hey..

Oh yeah I’m bored of the USA
Yes I’m bored of the USA
You hear me, bored of the USA
Should mind their business and just, go away…

I must finish writing the full version someday…