A Million Reasons
  • M
    April 21, 2009

    College fund and video games.

  • Ben
    November 16, 2009

    I’d buy you a fur coat.

  • Greg
    January 10, 2010

    But not a REAL fur coat… that’s CRUEL! Also essentially pointless, as he IS a cat.

  • Fren
    June 3, 2010

    I’d change it all for pennies and build a fort out of them.

  • Marv
    April 9, 2011

    I’d buy a zeppelin. Like, a replica of Castle Wulfenbach. And fly it everywhere I needed to go.

  • Ralph
    March 25, 2015

    I’d use it to spend the rest of my life in a type 2.

  • greg
    February 13, 2017

    Doctors that don’t have doctorates: Phil, Dre and Doom.

  • Elliptical Reasoning
    December 10, 2019

    @greg
    Dr Doom has a perfectly legitimate doctorate! It’s from the University of Latveria. It’s pure coincidence he’s the dean of the school. And dictator of the country.

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