“Etiquette is the diet coke that lets us choke down the hamburger of social interaction.” There is a T-shirt I would wear.

Likewise. Really

I couldn’t wear it, as I am a vegetarian, but I could admire it from a distance.

You can have the veggie-burger version.

That’s a +2 fork of truth there.

I dunno, after a year of being ruled by the self-absorbed and hostile, manners sound pretty cool. :(