Vending machines work well for free when approached with a classy attitude: Shaken, not stirred.
For $1.50 I get wet clean laundry.
Better than wet dirty laundry (he says, remembering college days).
wait, liquorice eyebrows?!
Isn’t that called “caucasian chocolate” in the US?
IT’S THE END OF THE ARCHIVE
at long last i have arrived in the present
Attachment to physical things is a curse. And you’re a fool if you don’t go for the combos.
White chocolate KitKat? No, the original is perfect, don’t mess with it.