We Like the Calls
  • Esn
    September 25, 2012

    Thank you, Dorothy.

    This is… familiar.

  • Gawain
    September 25, 2012

    The fuse is ticking?

  • tudza
    September 25, 2012

    It’s ticking, we must flea!

  • Roberta Mann
    September 25, 2012

    Must be news about another family reunion.

  • brendan
    September 25, 2012

    the calls that go… boom?

  • cameron
    September 25, 2012

    felicidades! *clap clap clap*

  • Bill Freese
    September 25, 2012

    Agreed. No longer answering the landline.

  • Oliver
    September 25, 2012

    Very good one.

  • lcrl
    September 25, 2012

    Somebody sent us the bomb!

  • hats
    September 27, 2012

    “Blowing stuff up is such a clich├ęd mode of self-expression! what are you going to do next, take hostages? Make demands? Send me anthrax on a fucking mix tape?”

  • hats
    September 27, 2012

    Anthrax jokes, kids. You remember those, right?

  • nkh
    September 27, 2012

    I mostly want to know why a bomb with a burning fuse is ticking.

  • Loumo
    October 4, 2012

    Beecause that is what bombs do.

    In addition, it is likely that the fuse has absorbed some water and the ticks are the popping noise caused by absorbed water expanding very rapidly due to heat, like when you drop chips/fries into oil only less often so it’s ticking rather than fizzing.

  • Golux
    October 21, 2013

    I will be interrupted by at least three of these today, possibly from work, but usually robocalls that don’t respond to the answering machine necessary to screen their calls.

  • Golux
    October 21, 2013

    And for those who wonder about the bomb, accidentally answering these robocalls means you get even more of tbem.

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