It seems like some quote from Moana would be appropriate here, but the only one I can think of is “If you have a dress and an animal sidekick, you’re a princess.”
Maybe you can get a Lin-Manuel Miranda song out of it.
Speaking as a professional assessment coordinator who posts assessment themed cartoons on his door, I cannot thank you enough for this one. Or would I be violating copyright?
Bill – As long as your door doesn’t have a lucrative side business going, you’re fine.