I got dibs on the boxcar in the ditch by the Amazon Fulfillment Facility in Bakersfield, CA!

Hope the Bezos posse ain’t out tonight with the axe handles, tho. They busted up ma real good last night…

I mean, technically with the pandemic, for a lot of people ice cream and cream of mushroom soup actually do taste the same.

Six hundred dollars for people out of work for months!

Is this bunny a new character? An old character? Or a one-shot?
“the lying-to-yourself lagomorph” or something?