Ready-made Generational Touchstone
  • Tania
    January 5, 2010

    i’d eat that.
    everyday.

  • Anorexorcist
    September 10, 2010

    Tastes like teen spirit. Alternately, NOW WITH MORE OF THAT HEROIN FLAVOR YOU LOVE.

  • Quizzical
    March 13, 2012

    “Comes… In a jar… Spread-a-ble….” “Taste me! Taste me, my friend! Taste me! Taste me again!” “It tastes good on crackers… Think I might get heart burn…” (come as you are, rape me, and Polly)

  • Johnny Austin
    January 25, 2019

    Why is fast food always deep fried?
    You just eat a little, it goes to your thighs,
    Then when you’re fat, it’s hard to exercise
    Y’need a dietitian, to help you downsize

    I knew a lady, she had a sweet tooth,
    She ate a lot of cake until her waistline grew,
    Always went to the fridge just a little too soon,
    Maybe gastric banding, could help her with food…

    Why is fast food always deep fried?
    You just eat a little, it goes to your thighs,
    Then when you’re fat, it’s hard to exercise
    Y’need a dietitian, to help you downsize

    Burgers, fries, and a large coke, and an apple pie just to top it off,
    Try to say “I’m not fat, I’m just big boned”
    But the skeletal structure can’t account for fat rolls.

    Why is fast food always deep fried?
    You just eat a little, it goes to your thighs,
    Then when you’re fat, it’s hard to exercise
    Y’need a dietitian, to help you downsize

    Copyright John Austin. Written 2011.
    Sorry if that sounds like me being a dick, but I live outside, and my life is kinda shitty.
    Trying to dig my way out, but it just gets deeper.

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