Shilling shamelessly or shilling aimlessly? The next Cat and Girl full-color suspiciously-thin comics SPECTACULAR will be going out next month to all $5+ Patreon subscribers.

And if that were not enough… it comes with stickers. Two of them. (The same sticker twice).

And if that were not enough… we’re only $69 away from the ***All copies of the next issue will come with a page torn out of the IKEA catalog on which the best thing is circled*** price level. Exclamation point, exclamation point.

For anyone who prefers their wallowing into merchandise commitment-free, there are still plenty of books and shirts and trophies at Topatoco.