Bricks are heavy. Machines are big.
BY DOROTHY PARKER
Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren’t lawful;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.
Every time I look at a receipt and think, “a portion of that will go to support a politician who will work to make sure I don’t get a raise.”
Buy second-hand. Then somebody else took the Guilt Depreciation hit already!
Note: does not apply to food, underpants, and crossword puzzles.
Just steal everything you need. – BDD
RE: Cars are hard.
We might have to go back to self replicating horses.