Capital Projects
  • Loumo
    February 21, 2017

    Bricks are heavy. Machines are big.

  • yachris
    February 21, 2017



    Razors pain you;
    Rivers are damp;
    Acids stain you;
    And drugs cause cramp.
    Guns aren’t lawful;
    Nooses give;
    Gas smells awful;
    You might as well live.

  • Bill Freese
    February 23, 2017

    Every time I look at a receipt and think, “a portion of that will go to support a politician who will work to make sure I don’t get a raise.”

  • Rae
    February 26, 2017

    Buy second-hand. Then somebody else took the Guilt Depreciation hit already!

    Note: does not apply to food, underpants, and crossword puzzles.

  • Dysania
    February 27, 2017

    Just steal everything you need. – BDD

  • SyD
    August 20, 2019

    RE: Cars are hard.
    We might have to go back to self replicating horses.

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