ORIGINAL “ART.” Nothing fancy or archival, just a pen making pictures on 8.5×11 ink jet paper and the rogue pen or pencil marks that attend the process. Only cartoons from 2021 or earlier are available. Email dorothy:at:catandgirl.com to check on the availability of the cartoon you desire BEFORE placing your order! $70 worldwide

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ZINE COLLECTIONS. Two-color risographed C&G Patreon zines featuring all the comics, all the donation derbies, a few random charts and excessively down-hearted editor’s notes. There is ONE AVAILABLE BUNDLE of every old issue I still have a copy of from 2019 through 2022 (Issues 3, 4, 5, 7-11 and 13, pictured above). You can also get our annual production of three whole zines from the year of your choice – 2023 (14-16) or 2024 (17-19). 2023 includes maps of New Jersey, 8 derbies about Taiwan, and music playlists. 2024 includes 4,000 of my closest friends, a whole bunch of comics about going back to the 90s, and 12 derbies about Taiwan. NOTE: Have 5 “complete” runs (available issues through the end of 2023) in the coasters envelope box. Also have 2023 and 2024 available. Take new pic


ALL FIVE CAT AND GIRL BOOKS, SIGNED. Have your mass produced objects brought low by the feeble hand of humanity (mine). USA only SOLD OUT NOTE: Out of Cat and Girl 3, need to check status of 4

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DONATION DERBY BOOK ONE, SIGNED. This 468 page brick of a book prints every episode of Donation Derby from 1999 to 2006, that ancient and growing more distant era. USA only, 4 available

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LICORICE EYEBROWS TIN. 2″x1.75″, empty. Buyer must supply their own licorice eyebrows. 1 available NOTE: make cheaper


ALL THE STICKERS. One copy of the 8 shiny, stickable objects we have hanging around – now available in America OR Canada Future Corpses flavors. The little sticker glows in the dark! SOLD OUT NOTE: get new stickers, take new photo

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THE THREE GRACES. Nine 3.75″ super-heavyweight kraft paper coasters silkscreened on both sides, featuring your three favorite Graces three times each (Topher Grace not pictured). Drawings by Mister Chen. Lots available


BOOKPLATES. Twenty-four minimal sticky-back bookplates with some cyan waves breaking along the bottom, one for every hour (book) of the day (shelf). 1 available NOTE: make cheaper


SCHOOL PACK. Four “I’m Wasting My Life” pencils, one Bad Decision Dinosaur eraser and a shiny, smooth pencil case that you can pet like it is the stomach of a domestic animal who resides in your home. Lots available





New item. Maybe something that goes in those stiff cardboard envelopes. Limited number of postcards?