“Etiquette is the diet coke that lets us choke down the hamburger of social interaction.” There is a T-shirt I would wear.
I couldn’t wear it, as I am a vegetarian, but I could admire it from a distance.
You can have the veggie-burger version.
That’s a +2 fork of truth there.
I dunno, after a year of being ruled by the self-absorbed and hostile, manners sound pretty cool. :(