Attic Shoppe
Scarf!
A white and light blue striped scarf says “I’m Wasting My Life” on one side and has a picture of Girl’s worried visage on the other. 6″ wide, about four and a half feet long. “High-quality 100% acrylic, jacquard knitted.” So nice.
NORTH AMERICA: $24 PLUS $2 SHIPPING
WORLD: $24 PLUS $6 SHIPPING
Your Personal Compromise Poster
As here, but I’ll sign it and draw in your workplace, plasma bank or other personal pathway to doom.
NORTH AMERICA: $16 PLUS $3 SHIPPING
WORLD: $16 PLUS $5 SHIPPING
Wrong Holiday Cards
Eight colorful, glossy “Christmas” cards with eight personable white envelopes. Inside reads: “Wrong Holiday.”
NORTH AMERICA: $8 PLUS $2 SHIPPING
Mister Chen Depository
Mister Chen has his own website but I am just much better at putting things into envelopes than he is.
Mister Chen’s Silkscreened Posters
So many to choose from. All on 11″x17″ paper. Take your pick of what we’ve got! >>>
Mister Chen’s Extra Fancy Silkscreened Posters
These posters are moving on up to 12.5″x19″ 100lb French paper. Who wants pie? >>>
Cat King Tees
According to Mister Chen older Taiwanese people refer to Elvis as “Cat King.” According to Mister Chen. This is a Mister Chen handscreened tee shirt and there are six shirts available.
NORTH AMERICA: $18 PLUS $4 SHIPPING
WORLD: $18 PLUS $7 SHIPPING
Big Small Tees
According to Mister Chen there’s a gambling parlor in Taichung named “Big Small.” According to Mister Chen. This is a Mister Chen handscreened tee shirt and there are six three shirts available.
NORTH AMERICA: $18 PLUS $4 SHIPPING
WORLD: $18 PLUS $7 SHIPPING
Kennedy Fried Chicken Tees
Handscreened by Mister Chen on some shirts we had around. Remaining: one white Child XL (Adult Small) Fruit of the Loom undershirt-like tee (Regulation Mister Chen sized) and one Youth Medium (Adult XS) yellow Fruit of the Loom tee with the silkscreening irregularities plainly visible in the photograph. These will soon be available as professional-style tee shirts, so get the last of the hand-made batch cheap while they last.
NORTH AMERICA: $14 PLUS $4 SHIPPING
WORLD: $14 PLUS $7 SHIPPING
Bardot Tees
Handscreened by Mister Chen on some shirts we had around. We have a bunch of Adult Medium “Heavy Weight” white Jerzees tee shirts and one white Child XL (Adult Small) Fruit of the Loom undershirt-like tee (Regulation Mister Chen sized). These will soon be available as professional-style tee shirts, so get the last of the hand-made batch cheap while they last.
NORTH AMERICA: $14 PLUS $4 SHIPPING
WORLD: $14 PLUS $7 SHIPPING



