Cats are born with mis-spelled captions affixed to their fur. The grammar in the caption becomes better as the cat ages. Adult cats are often embarrassed by their childhood photos.
Historians are still divided over whether the split was the product of a long-standing struggle dating back centuries, or of nationalist propaganda by the power-hungry leader of the Opossums, Pogo.
February 9, 2009
Cats are born with mis-spelled captions affixed to their fur. The grammar in the caption becomes better as the cat ages. Adult cats are often embarrassed by their childhood photos.
June 28, 2009
Historians are still divided over whether the split was the product of a long-standing struggle dating back centuries, or of nationalist propaganda by the power-hungry leader of the Opossums, Pogo.
January 11, 2010
Kiwis are often kidnapped, killed and sold as fruit.
June 7, 2010
Pogo of course being the inventor of the possums principle means of personal transport, the Pogo-stick.
December 15, 2010
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September 22, 2012
Third one’s semi-true. Also, elephants are notoriously destructive drunks; they tear apart entire villages looking for a sip of the ol’ poison.