UPDATE: FOR ALL CHRISTMAS ORDERS FOLLOW SHIPPING DEADLINES HERE! FOR HOW TO BRUSH YOUR TEETH GO HERE! GOOD DENTAL HYGIENE IS THE GIFT YOU GIVE YOURSELF!

Christmas shipping deadlines are here. You should probably order by December 6! Or by last year. The early 1980s at absolute latest if you wanted to catch the golden age of American manufacturing.

Are there new things for Christmas shopping? No. Not this year. There are a few odds and ends left over from Fun Club in clearance at the Attic Shoppe. New to you! Some of you.

But old things are for sale! All five books signed are available at heart-bleeding discounts until December 12. And Mega packs are going away December 6. But we knew that already.

Will there be a Fun Club in 2015? No. I hope to be able to continue it at some point in the future. It was one of my favorite things to do.

Remember! Everyone appreciates a passive aggressive thank you card. No, thank you.