I WISH SOMEONE WOULD MAKE A LINE OF CARDS LIKE THAT!

Front:
I have some news just for you.
Inside:
People are fundamentally bad. This means you.

Or

Front:
When I was little, my mom said each and every one of us is special.
Inside:
But she was wrong.

Yeah… we need a line of cards like this.

Is a statement of fact about the nature of people more satisfying emotionally than “I’m sorry”? It’s certainly easier to prove.

Is it better to live with the pain of knowing your friends will harm you, and the process of forgiveness must be endured again and again to be happy; or to flit from relationship to relationship hoping that finally one will be free from injury and mistake?

I once had a friend. She only every had one fight with any of her friends.

Sums up my feelings about yesterday’s Canadian election.

I second the line of cards (hint hint)!

Front:
Your life is sacred.
Inside:
To your family and 20 closest friends. The other 6.9 billion people on the planet honestly don’t care.

Front: You fearlessly expound uncomfortable truths…

Inside: You monster.

@rdi me too.

It’s about time that Canada hire real politicians.

These cards have my seal of approval. Don’t know when I’d ever use it, though, but they’d be nice to have around.

I need a 1,000 pack of this particular card.

Cat mustve done something real bad

I hate to point to a commercial venue from someplace like this, but do please go look at hugandkissdesigns dot com for cards just like that. cute on the outside, harsh on the inside. truthtelling.

front of card:
Inside this card is written a lie.
inside of card:
Outside this card is written the truth.

greeting cards have one of the highest profit margins for any product. they cost about 10c to make and are sold for $3.00. just like coffee. :)

Front:
You are going to die along with everyone who ever met you.
Inside:
It will be like you never existed.