Lost in Commercial Space

June 25th, 2010

Lost in Commercial Space

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  1. Appropriate Clothing

    Spot the authentic statement in the following:

    “How can you own water really? It’s always flowing in a stream, never the same, which in the stream of life we trace. Because life is a stream. All kind of places are good for ads.”

  2. Simulacra and Cinderella

    And yet Disney World — the amusement park itself — is a real thing pretending to be fake thing.

  3. RichterShale

    Of course, even Disneyland is rife with underground, barely concealed debauchery. You can’t have an idealized magic kingdom without also having secret, sweaty, mascot-suited orgies, like you can’t have a veneer without something to attach it to.

  4. Brian

    If they look like flowers, taste like flowers, and aggravate allergies like flowers…

  5. Sean Case

    I’m allergic to fake flowers.

  6. Yamara

    Predators can grow camouflage too. Successful ones include using their victims’ desires to lure them in.

    Plus, I hear Disney is now breeding stronger workers in the tunnels under Disney World. We should ask about it after we visit the new EloiLand attraction, which will be open soon.

  7. D. Twain

    The opposite of “authentic” would seem to be either “obvious” or “ubiquitous,” though the subject seems to not really demand (or supply) a significantly reciprocal likeness. Queue for disney after dark bit-minutes for only dollars per second. One thing is clear, though, or at least one thing: Cat and Girl is a magic place.

  8. kimme

    I just read the songmeanings.net comment thread on “New York, I Love You But You’re Bringing Me Down.”

    I learned that people miss the good old days when “half the fun of going into Manhattan was stepping around the detritus and filth, finding a hole in the wall restaurant where no one speaks English and being hassled by junkies for a nickel.”

    “20 years ago 42nd Street was full of strip clubs, sleaze, derelicts and character. Today its become an annex of Disney’s Magic Kingdom. May be we needed to clean up the streets but today NY is full of tourists who treat my city as if it was part of Epcot.”

  9. kimme

    Of course, no street crime means no Batman origin story means no Batman, so there.

  10. Nny

    im wearing a What Would Batman Do t-shirt right now.

    @appropriate clothing: im gonna go with “All kind of places are good for ads.” but now im thinking it was rhetorical and i just failed. either way i feel like i will learn something.

  11. J. Goodall

    Flowers are all different shapes and sizes, colors, textures, fragrances, flavors etc. These subtle variations may “pop out” at any given moment and then recede again, like a sneezing reflex or chocolate desire. (And like the Batman from his solitary, unique darkness, of course.)

  12. Athena

    I’m wearing Nike Skins(tm) right now. I wish you all could see them. On the other hand, they’re not edible. (I’m just sayin.)

  13. Francois Tremblay

    I think the authentic statement is “how can you own water really?”. Because I agree with it. Anything I agree with is authentic, and anything I disagree with is not. Duh.

  14. sfe

    I agree with @Tremblay…so, I think, that makes me inauthentic… ( see Billie Joe on ‘what’s punk’? -> http://shrunklink.com/ewhe )
    @Athena I remember falling in love with my first pair of pink and white Nike Air trainers (so good I slept in them); then I discovered Converse yummm:) #ediblefootweardotcom

  15. Ailu

    In the end, I like Disney too. But it always leaves me with a softly bitter taste… may be we can make beautyful storyes without the denyal part.

  16. Marianne

    Francois, you win.

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